Several years ago, during a wayward home renovation, I ended up with a toilet in my backyard for far longer than I’d ever intended. Each time I saw it out there, I cringed. Why hadn’t my contractor, who swore he wanted it for parts, hauled it away yet? Were my neighbors horrified? How many times would I have to threaten my kids not to use it in broad daylight?
I soon learned, though, that I was looking at my commode the wrong way. On Instagram, the birthplace of all that’s hip and holy in decor, a trend had turned up of people upcycling their old johns as #toiletplanters. Perhaps, had I filled my potty with petunias, my neighbors would be snapping admiring pics of my lawn, too?
Apparently, when it comes to what constitutes yard decor today, anything goes. And if toilet planters aren’t your jam and/or you aren’t all that creative with castoffs, there are plenty of other options you can buy online that can help you easily relay to all who pass by what type of person lives on the premises.
For instance, do you love animals or believe in aliens? Are you the friendly type who wouldn’t mind your neighbors stopping by, or would you prefer they stay far, far away?
Whatever your wish, there’s a tacky lawn ornament that will send the message so you don’t have to.
So in case you want some ideas on making your yard more memorable and say something special about you, here are a few items that’ll make all who pass by do double takes.
If you believe we aren’t alone…
The truth is out there—in your backyard. (wayfair)
If you’re looking to add a little Area 51 mystique to your outdoors, these alien statues (Wayfair, $44.98) will do the trick. While the gentleman alien seems to come in peace, the lady might have other plans based on that Shh! gesture. Is she ready to share secrets about your neighbors from another galaxy? Who knows, but whatever their intentions, they’re sure to catch guests off guard.
Or if E.T.’s more your speed…
Does he come with Reese’s Pieces? (amazon)
If a couple of aliens aren’t enough and you need a little extra extraterrestrial, look no further than this E.T. tree face (Amazon, $18.98), which is sure to keep an eye out for any flying bicycles or other backyard shenanigans.
If you hate nosy neighbors…
It’s not exactly a home improvement. (purexcellent)
We’ve all had those neighbors who refuse to mind their own business. Give them a dose of their own medicine with this nosy neighbor fence art (Purexcellent, $39.90). Handmade of pinewood, they’re definitely a conversation starter—or stopper.
If you wish you lived in Brussels…
Maybe you don’t want a water feature after all. (wayfair)
Kids can be so impressionable, so let’s not give the little guys any ideas. Manneken Pis (Wayfair, $84.04) might be beloved in Brussels, but don’t put him near your koi pond.
If you want to psych out your squirrels…
You’ll go nuts for this guy. (wayfair)
Elmer the rock ‘n’ roll squirrel (Wayfair, $25.90) is a groovy addition to any backyard. You can’t help falling in love with this jumpsuit-sporting critter. Just look at those sideburns! (Guitar not included.)
If you want to rattle any trespassers…
So real, you’ll run indoors. (wayfair)
Really want to give visitors a startle? Pull out this curled-up python statue (Wayfair, $102.99) and let him do the dirty work for you.
If you just like quacking up…
Duck, duck, duck anyone? (amazon)
There’s no shortage of potassium with this banana duck statue (Amazon, $8.01) around. You can purchase one individually or build your own flock. At least you don’t have to worry about anyone slipping on their peels.
For Halloween vibes year-round…
Ready to bring down the vibe at a moment’s notice. (wayfair)
This creeper sitting statue (Wayfair, $68.77) makes perfect sense for All Hallows’ Eve, but if you’re going for year-round creepy vibes, he’s your man.
If you want everyone to just stay away…
Tell us what you really think! (etsy)
Whether you want to share a not-so-subtle message with your HOA or make any guests feel less than welcome, this middle finger salute (Etsy, $15.13 ) gets the job done.
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Source: https://www.realtor.com/advice/home-improvement/strangest-lawn-decoration-ideas-of-2023-potty-planters/?utm_campaign=Homeward%20Bound&utm_medium=email&_hsmi=265371302&_hsenc=p2ANqtz-9byrH_M1wZt_1J-zMa6uCMJwrc01wtjRPeeiyjnqEf-d2xvqG188Axn7KR3E7efoo4b6jrk_cgvZKIUirYY5N93OI4mQ&utm_content=265371302&utm_source=hs_email